| Albert Peterson | Thomas Wexler |
| Mrs. Mae Peterson | Debbie Klinger |
| Rose Alvarez | Juliet Klinman |
| Conrad Birdie | Ben Schrager |
| Kim Macafee | Erica Rothman |
| Randolph Macafee | Eli Russell |
| Mr. Harry Macafee | Victor Goldberg |
| Mrs. Doris Macafee | Anne Rubin |
| Hugo Peabody | Zach Schnitzer |
| Gloria Rasputin | Bayla Rubin |
| Ursula Merkle | Sami Goldberg |
| Deborah Sue | Ilana Goldstein |
| Margie | Ashlee Schnitzer |
| Alice | Blair Broad |
| Penelope | Tzivya Ortiz |
| Helen | Maya Kassutto |
| Nancy | --- |
| Mrs. Merkle | Marge Boxbaum |
| Sad Girls | Shira Epstein
Maya Kassutto Leah Schatz Maya Schnitzer |
| Mayor | Jay Schinfeld |
| Edna (Mayor’s Wife) | Esther Goldberg |
| Harvey Johnson | Max Glass |
| Mr. Johnson | David Cohen |
| Maude (Bartender) | Harvey Rubin |
| Maude’s Dishwasher | David Cohen |
| Maude’s First Customer | Jay Schinfeld |
| Maude’s Second Customer | Zach Kassutto |
| Traveler | Rob Levin |
| Trainman | Nate Schatz |
| One Girl | Maya Schnitzer |
| Policeman | Neil Klinger |
| Reporter #1 | Jodi Singer |
| Reporter #2 | Mindy Ripkin |
| Phyllis | Evette Levin |
| Lee | Ami Profeta |
| Sweet Apple Shriners | David Cohen
Neil Klinger Rob Levin Harvey Rubin Jay Schinfeld |
| Sweet Apple Parents | Marge Boxbaum
David Cohen Esther Goldberg Neil Klinger Rob Levin Ami Profeta Mindy Ripkin Harvey Rubin Nate Schatz Jodi Singer |
| Teen Chorus | Maya Levine Danzig
Lottie Dasher Shira Epstein Alex Gaev Max Glass Evette Levin Josh Pilchik Arielle Rose Leah Schatz Maya Schniter Andrew Weinstein (Also named teens) |
Updated 02/19/10